Tuesday, December 30, 2003


Good cop, kebab cop

The juxtapostion of these two stories in today’s SMH is just ridiculous.

If pissed idiots on Sydney’s streets are a problem, police don’t need “greater powers” to deal with them – all they need to do is subtly suggest to the stumbling drunk that there is a man handing out free kebabs on the median strip over there – yes, just across those four lanes of traffic.

And if they should survive, to not then ticket the moron for jaywalking – this is to needlessly interfere with Darwinian evolution, by inserting a survival mechanism into the drunk’s next kebab foray, when nature clearly intended that there be none.

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