Friday, August 23, 2019


Pauline Hanson climbs down on Uluru

In Aboriginal Australia, the story’s perhaps never over until there’s a moral, or at least a laugh to it, and so the fact that Pauline Hanson has had to back-down, literally, on her (yet to be) televised stunt to climb Uluru should come as no surprise. 

I can’t speak for the elders who gave her “permission” to do the climb, just before she actually tried to do it, but it appears to me that they played her to perfection, in assessing the high-likelihood that she would back-down, so proving them right about their amply-telegraphed decision to close the climb permanently, from October 2019 (in opposition to which, of course, was the originating and political purpose of Hanson’s stunt).  As well as admiring the elders’ shrewdness and perceptiveness here, I find it hilarious (as well as thought-provoking) that her “permission” was all part of the practical joke played on her – and so also on a large cross-section of white Australia.    

As for the media figure who compared closing the Uluru climb to closing Bondi Beach, fair call, mate.  We flock to Uluru because it is iconic as well, and also because – of course – it has a proverbial lifeguard tower, staffed by deeply-tanned Anangu, who volunteer their time to see that (hopefully) no harm comes to the many often-clueless peeps who get into a spot of bother on the climb.  That is, we like to “swim between the flags, sort of” on dry-land, as well – to first get “their” permission, and then proceed jauntily to take little or no responsibility for our own actions, as many of us are, quite foreseeably, sucked out by the “rip”.

So it is indeed a sad day, folks, when the Anangu volunteer “lifeguards” say that they are closing their tower of safety for good, and probably one-day even removing the “flags” (viz safety chains) from white Australia’s carefree (and in case you’ve forgotten, ICONIC) playground.   After almost sixty years of being reckless and irresponsible tools – and then/yet (mostly) living to tell the tale – how dare they spoil our lame, flocking feats with an act of closure, especially when the sound of closure (and here a big thanks to their new kartiya friend Pauline H!) is the distinct and humbling sound of them laughing at us?



Disclosure:  Paul Watson has done “the climb”; see here for the context.


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