Tuesday, October 28, 2003

Emergency teacher mistakenly administers gay “training resource” to students . . .

. . . over-defensive Principal fumbles his response – says “the unit was compulsory”, when he meant to say “It’s a pilot for a wacky new teen reality show – Big Pervy Locum”.

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Famous Andy Warhol aphorism re-interpreted . . .

. . . Now reads: “Everyone will have an original authenticated Warhol for 14 years”



* (So suck on that, all you baby boomer art collector schmucks)


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