Tuesday, July 22, 2003

ATTENTION: all Chinese herbalists and their suppliers

Your years of killing wild animals – often endangered species, to boot – all for the aphrodisiac properties of (usually only) one of their organs can now end.

Courtesy of Russell Crowe’s big mouth, and my digging up an otherwise rather ephemeral news story from three-or-four days after his fifteen weeks ago (April 7) wedding, we now know that Little Russ/Roz was conceived in Rockhampton.

All that remains for the Chinese herbalists to sort out is what potion did it for Russ: was it the all-chook delights of the local Red Rooster, or the “chicken OR the beef” (I’m guessing) offerings of the unnamed opposition, quoted as serving "tasty affordable meals from $5".

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