Thursday, March 13, 2003
Sign that it's the end of the world
The first Volvo SUV [that's Yankee argot for a Toorak Tractor] is now on sale in Australia, according to a multimedia advertorial in today's Age online.
Volvos and Toorak Tractors have long been separate, albeit similar, hazards on the roads, of course. Now that they've combined, we can look forward to the joy of mini North Koreas coming to an intersection near you. They're insular, heavily fortified, driven by pyschopaths, and more than a little bit threatening to the rest of the world.
The first Volvo SUV [that's Yankee argot for a Toorak Tractor] is now on sale in Australia, according to a multimedia advertorial in today's Age online.
Volvos and Toorak Tractors have long been separate, albeit similar, hazards on the roads, of course. Now that they've combined, we can look forward to the joy of mini North Koreas coming to an intersection near you. They're insular, heavily fortified, driven by pyschopaths, and more than a little bit threatening to the rest of the world.
